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Man in Indonesia stabs another man to death over debate on whether chicken or egg came first (mustsharenews.com)
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The two men did not know each other before meeting at a drinking spot, AKP La Ode Arsangka, Head of the Criminal Investigation Unit of Muna Police, told Kumparan.

As they drank, they began joking and exchanging riddles, including the classic debate over whether the chicken or the egg came first.

However, the perpetrator got emotional and left the gathering to get a sharp weapon at home.

When he returned, DR then brutally stabbed Kadir Markus 15 times, Kompas reported.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I hate to ruin the fun, but

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Where were you and your infographic when there were lives to save?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Least confusing diagram

[–] funkless_eck 3 points 3 months ago

addendum if someone hits you with the "I meant CHICKEN egg."

Evolution so works that the first chicken must've been born as a mutation from an egg laid by the closest degree to a chicken that was not a chicken - so it's still "egg"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: and they were both wrong. Birds aren't real.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I bet the perpetrator was one if those hardcore chickenists - they're all easily egged on.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well, eggs can't cum, so I'm gonna say the chicken came first. It's simple science, duh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean eggs are there from the moment the chicken is born while semen is only made short term so I’d argue the egg came first

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And now I am thinking about chicken cum...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

At some point there was just enough evolution to start calling it a chicken, this would have happened for one lucky egg

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Was it the stabber or the stabee who picked egg?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Egg is clearly the right answer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well, I'm not sure about that buddy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hold on, let me go grab something from my house real quick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet he’s bringing a cake

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh boy I can’t wait to have cake

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Eggs of other animals came before the chicken.

But let's only consider the chicken egg for argument's sake. The chicken is a product of evolution. At some point in its lineage, there's a chicken ancestor that was not considered a chicken that had a chicken child that is considered a chicken.

It is hard to define this precise line, but we do know that the line is a genetic difference. Genetic variations would happen in the chicken -> egg process, not the egg -> chicken process.

That is to say, a non-chicken could lay a chicken egg because of a genetic variation in the fertilization process. But a non-chicken egg cannot hatch a chicken because there is no genetic variation between the final state of the egg and the chicken that is hatched.

Q.E.D.

I will not literally die on this hill, please do not stab me. I will agree that the chicken came first if you come at me with a knife or other weapon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I am not a birdologist, but I think the chicken came first.

The Non-Chicken Ancestor lays NCA eggs. The eggs begin as a cell of the NCA, and will be laid regardless of if they are fertilized. However, if the egg becomes fertilized, then it would be possible that a chicken matures within an NCA egg.

If Susan lays an egg and Geoffrey hatches from the egg, would you consider it to be Susan's egg or Geoffrey's egg? I believe it to be Susan's egg because possession is nine tenths of bird law and she clearly possesses the egg while nesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ohh - I see those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

One man died and we still don't have the answer?!?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Quite an interesting news nugget.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

For srs though, alcohol is behind most crimes.

Just sayin’.