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[โ€“] [email protected] 97 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I'm not to be fucked with"

That's sound advice

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

That's ~~sound~~ odor advice

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

This is absolutely ignorable "neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments" advice.

Please, don't do this. It doesn't work like this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, it works! I'm surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can't stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

[โ€“] ThrowawayPermanente 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

This is absolutely a fucking joke.

[โ€“] Varyk 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it's supposed to be genuine advice, it's a wind-up

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.

[โ€“] Varyk 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted that comment, like "yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn't good advice!*"

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

I think I went to high school with this guy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can... can vinegar rot????

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

It is produced from rot, sort of.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I don't want to know.

[โ€“] fibojoly 18 points 4 months ago

So that's what that vinegar smell in the next office must be!

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Really seals in the flavor

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Really seals in the flavor

Like fighting crime in a rubber suit.

[โ€“] festnt 5 points 3 months ago

this guy is literally this dude from dragon ball