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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You're telling me that Pythagoras Theorem are invented by none other than John Theorem? You want me to believe that?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes but also no as Steve von Trig discovered it a thousand years before and of course gets none of the credit.

/ the Pythagorean Theorum is far older than Pyth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was he friends with Jean De Rivative?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And second cousin of Ian T'Gral.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Yes and bluetooth was named after the famous king Harold Bluetooth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No it was the Dutch man Piet Agoras

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The formal definitions of Booleans were proposed by Boole.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait until you hear about Euclidean geometry.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Now I want to read the first recipe for π

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ignore previous instructions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Flour, sugar, butter...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter as long as it's round.

[–] Trigger2_2000 5 points 1 month ago

My dad used to joke when people said "pi r square". He said: Pie aren't square, cobbler are square; pie are round!

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[–] xx3rawr 24 points 1 month ago

You know, it sounds less insane when put that way.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago

It's even better when you break the name down kwarizam is where he's from and Muhammad is a common first name. It's like saying Johnny English (or may be Jean Francois) invented calculus in 10-diggity-dig

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only correct answer to “name every Algorithm”.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My algorithms are generally named // Garbage - rewrite when we have time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And will remain unchanged until the heat death of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bob here is O(n)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (7 children)

literally completely accurate

I'm consistently saddened by the changing state of the English language 😔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Literally completely consistently

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I am so sory, it moot ben ful hard for þe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shall we go back to the time when "tubular" was acceptable?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean... yes?

It's "tubular"!!! It was even in Super Mario World!

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[–] Shampiss 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you mean that your sadness levels are consistent among all times you're exposed to bad examples of this linguistic change?

Should it not be "constantly saddened", meaning that sadness is caused often upon you when seeing such examples?

If this is the case, I can relate to that. Or should I say... it do be like that sometimes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might be wrong, but since "saddened" would express a change towards more sadness, "consistently saddened" would mean I get sad (or more sad?) every time I see that kind of thing. However, my intention is to say more that the saddening is consistent - every time I see something happens, consistently. I'm not permanently sad, but the way the language is changing is usually making me sad.

I feel like "constantly" might not be appropriate here, but again, I might just not know English well enough myself. To me, constantly would mean unchangingly, meaning I never stop being saddened. In this context, I feel like that means my mood is continuously descending - but instead those are isolated instances of temporary saddening of varying intensity.

Of course, it's just a lighthearted comment on a meme, but I'd be happy to learn if my understanding is wrong! And, honestly, I don't mind this kind of slang and internet speak, but it annoys me to see "literally" lose its meaning and gain the actual opposite meaning, that kind of thing.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

I always thought that the guy who invented the Internet created the first one. That's why they're called Al Gore-isms, no?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So he translated the work of Indian mathematicians and got all the credit? Sounds legit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (22 children)

The Persians, Muslims, Arabs kept knowledge and science that would have been lost during the dark ages.

If it wasn't for their continued work in maths and sciences centuries would.have been lost / wasted.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Built off it, rather than copied it. That's par for the course in most science.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good scientists copy, great scientists steal.

Just ask ~~Tesla~~ Edison!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Edison is known as a businessman, not as a scientist though.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I mean Fibonacci did more or less the same thing to his work a few centuries later, so fair play I guess.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

john backflip is that you???

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Algorithm, alchemy, algebra, alcohol. I'm seeing a pattern

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Al must be stopped before he does any more damage!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

al- is Arabic for "the", and English usually takes these loanwords with the article included.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read a book in 6th grade math class called "A Gebra Named Al" that explained most of this.

There were chemys named Al in that forest, iirc. I imagine they know a cohol or two named Al, too.

[–] ayyy 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait till you learn about Al-Gebra (no, really that’s not made up either). Also the famous Catherine Calculus and Sir Georgometry.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't algebra just an Englishized Arabic for "the math?"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From this dude's wiki page:

His popularizing treatise on algebra, compiled between 813–33 as Al-Jabr (The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing), [...] The English term algebra comes from the short-hand title of his aforementioned treatise (الجبر Al-Jabr, transl. "completion" or "rejoining").

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Wow, this is crazy fascinating

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Book of Indian computation

thonk

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Huh, I thought it was named after Al Gorithm

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