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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, the Devil accepted defeat despite the fact that there were no judges to determine the winner.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Johnny was just so good that even the devil couldn't challenge it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Johnny is the best that ever was.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Actually, the devil demonstrated considerable skill with his fiddle. Johnny himself admitted he was pretty good. This poster needs to read the Bible.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I actually like the devil's breakdown better than Charlie Daniels, but music is subjective like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

steve ouimette has a fucking sick metal cover he did for guitar hero 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah if you listen to the song the devil actually played a better song IMO, it always confused me how Johnny won.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I think the devil lost on purpose; the devil gets Johnny's soul by making him commit the sin of pride, not by winning the competition.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The fiddle itself is a handicap too, gold is an awful material for an instrument.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Book of John, for those curious /s

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was just trying to get rid of that awful solid gold fiddle. What’s the use of gold in hell?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I dunno why the robot devil specified "solid" gold-- the original song just said gold. You can make violins out of metal, so theoretically a gold one could work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Liquid, plasma and gas are even worse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After the diamond industry goes under maybe debeers'll start pushing the plasma gold wedding ring

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We already do. You'd know if you weren't so poor.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It would be really soft, so if you ever drop it, the sound would be completely wrecked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

and it would be heavy as fuck. if you held it by the neck it would probably bend. and you couldn't tension the strings.

probably a pretty shitty fiddy

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No way, devil won that shit hands down

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He used a full band! That's cause for disqualification.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Johnny didn't read the fine print

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We’re not even sure Johnny could read.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I can't find the full bit, but John Oliver is on team devil. ~hes not playing power chords, he brought a live band, his chorus is even better!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=673VdjXHWGs

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Johnny committed the sin of Pride when he said that he's the best, and the sin of Greed when he coveted that gold fiddle.

The Devil got what he wanted as soon as Jonny accepted the bet.

[–] Shampiss 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The 7 deadly sins are never mentioned in the bible. They were discussed by a few different people but made popular by Pope Gregory 1st in 590 AD. So therefore are an invention of the church and need to be taken with a grain of salt.

Pride especially is the most stupid one. Should Jhonny not be proud of his skills? Should one not be proud of anything to be able to go into heaven? If you earn a gold medal at a sport would you go to hell for saying that you were the best athlete?

And can we be sure that Jhonny accepted the bet because of greed for the fiddle? Could it not be necessity? Could it not be convenience or simply confidence in his skills?

Ultimately it's just a story created for a song so the specifics don't matter.

The point I'm making is that the 7 deadly sins are stupid and people should stop referencing them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

And Hell was first mentioned during the Medieval period. Sometime around the 1200s, I believe? The first versions of the Bible said that Lucifer was cast into Tartarus, where the Greek gods imprisoned the Titans.

The Bible itself is a collection of interpretations and stories across a span of hundreds of years. Jesus says that the Old Testament is null and void in the Bible, and then John later on says that the Old Testament is still in effect and that's not what Jesus meant and that he knows Jesus better than his disciples did, despite living over a hundred years later.

The King James version of the Bible was edited to be a piece of pro-monarchy propaganda that was published at a time when many monarchies were literally losing their heads. The history of Christianity can essentially be summed up as hundreds of years of groups arguing over whose head-canon is right.

Regardless of what you and I think of the 7 deadly sins, they are an established part of the religion and make this contrarian interpretation of the song work. Personally, though, I much prefer Jesus's mindset of throwing tables, beating up the rich, and telling people who blame women wearing revealing outfits for their own moral failings to tear out their own eyes so they stop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

So therefore are an invention of the church and need to be taken with a grain of salt.

As an outsider it’s funny how religious people pick some invented stories to be better than other invented stories even within the same belief.

[–] Shampiss 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've studied the bible to see what the fuss is about but I'm not religious. Now I have this knowledge in my head that I'm compelled to use when I'm bored.

So yeah, I'm basically pulling an☝️🤓 AcShUaLlY on this sort of discussion because I have nothing else to do right now

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think they have value as a consideration because I see them as the main motivations for doing evil shit. Not all instances of those motivations result in evil but most evil has at least one of them involved.

And pride absolutely belongs on the list.

Like there's the pride one can feel in accomplishing something that boosts confidence and makes the person want to accomplish more. Or there's the pride where one person thinks they are better than others because they have accomplished some things (sometimes reducing everyone else into a binary "did they also do this one thing I did?").

And then there's the pride at being part of a group that plays a role in shit going on today and played a role in WWII. Actually, it was extreme in that case but many wars have leveraged pride to convince the population to fight it.

Each of them can be either ok or problematic.

Lust can play an important role in relationships. It can also reduce relationships to sexual episodes, sometimes without consent of all involved parties.

Greed can motivate someone to better themselves to increase the amount of resources they have access to. It can also drive people to exploit others for the resources their skills or time can access.

Wrath can motivate positive change when people get tired of systemic problems and it can drive someone to help another against a predator. It can also motivate assaults, murders, and genocides.

Sloth can conserve resources when it's not necessary to use them. It can also result in resources crumbling away due to lack of maintenance or care.

Envy can motivate positive changes similar to greed, if the person can handle it in a healthy way. It can also lead to similar bad outcomes as the others, depending on what the person is envious about.

Gluttony is one I'm having trouble thinking of a positive for. I guess it can also motivate positive change to set up a position where one can be gluttonous. But consumption of an excessive amount of anything is at best neutral if you can do it without affecting others, and will often place some kind of burden on others around you.

So from my perspective, the seven deadly sins can be backed up with logic and reason, and they make more sense to me than the 10 Commandments (which is half sensible rules and half about religious power, and the religious power ones all get listed first).

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall"

Lucifer was cast out due to pride.

Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been"

The devil didn't lose, not in the long run.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Traded his soul for a golden fiddle and the right to say he beat the devil in a fiddlin' contest. Pretty cheap, as souls go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Oh no, you beat me, whatever shall I do! Anyway, see you in a few decades. Enjoy your earthly possession while you can!"

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Devil probably just wants to keep it interesting, it's not exactly like the stakes were very high for the Devil

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

be Satan

immortal being

so bored 👿

challenge mortals to contests for their souls

give them stupid garbage as prizes

can't even actually collect sold souls!

just hope they turn into arrogant, debaucherous assholes after "beating the devil"

plan successful 😈

inspired a few kickass rock songs too

[–] Grandwolf319 4 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Good guy satan: Gives people knowledge and then acknowledges when they're better than him at something.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hmm, so I'm basically Satan as a parent when I give my kids compliments? I guess it's time to get a pitchfork and make it official.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

That's... kinda the whole point. If the devil challenged me to a writing-your-name-in-the-snow contest, I might try it. If he challenged me to Fortnite, I'd just laugh at him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The devil lost because he was using a fiddle made of gold.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The trick was actually that Johnny joined the competition in the first place. I reckon folks'll get mighty suspicious and jealous when you're lugging around a golden fiddle.

We hear about Johnny's triumph, but I suspect that the story plays out in the devil's favor afterwards. He just wanted to make sure that this fantastic fiddler was at the center of the mayhem - taking a musician meant to spread merriment and turning him into a tool for chaos, maybe even rending him from this mortal coil in the process.

He shows up in Oh Brother Where Art Thou doesn't he?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But this way he gets your soul plus kage as a bitch

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I mean with all the souls he's been through I figure he's just having fun with it at this point. Why not a fiddle contest? Maybe the next soul I'll do a doodle contest!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Good enough for government work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not even a band of demons can quite fully hide the inferior shredding on that fiddle faddle.

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