this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those dirty Ruskies ruin everything.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sadly ejects the buttplug

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is Etsy trustworthy for things entering the body rectally?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It used to be, but I wouldn’t anymore. It’s closer to Amazon levels of quality now. I go to shevibe, lovehoney, or bad dragon for things I put in me.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also look for a local adult shop, they tend to have some decent quality stuff, though selection may be limited.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I’ve got a few local shops. One is jank as hell, lots of jelly/plastic BS. One is pretty good, still some jelly but lots of more quality silicone and glass. One is AMAZING, they refuse to stick jelly/porous plastic and have only high quality stuff. They also do not overcharge. Good stuff.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

There are still some ways to teach anon empathy it seems.

ed: И как всё касаемо анона, эти уроки случились через жопу.

Awkward translation: And just as everything that happened to anon, this lesson in empathy came through an ass referencing the way ex-soviets describe borked production or activity as coming from or through a butt, while anon did learnt this by being declined a sex with a buttplug.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon orders a buttplug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Thought Anon was in a long-distance relationship for a moment. Just do your damndest to make sure the real issue isn't something you can change.

Me? Lucky I'm not childless, married to a Ukrainian. You would probably find me over there, wearing a helmet with the cat-ears, among other things. Lead by example.