I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie
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Would donations count as gifting? There are so many FOSS projects that could use the cash inflow.
If it doesn't count, well, prepare for a deluge of hentai to show up in a month.
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Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes
how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.
I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."
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Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon
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Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies
Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.
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I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.
What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.
YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!
I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.
I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.
I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.
Can I use Adobe?
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Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.
No knowledge of the financial stuff, but maybe: put most of it in a variety of ETFs, hire a financial advisor and an accountant to help you navigate the system and the taxes, then cash out and donate it.
You spend it without giving it away. Then you give it away. Some countries give you a lot of it back at tax time if you donate to registered charities so you'll even get something for it. I dunno, I'm a poor so maybe it wouldn't work out, but it would be cool.
Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer
Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.