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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The seventh samurai is the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If you watch the movie, kinda, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My katana can't even cut onions, but these aren't tears. You're crying.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The DVD cover uses the IG matte. You can see the seventh samurai in the open matte.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I tried opening Matt and now the police are here and Matt's mom is crying

Edit: awww @[email protected] fixed their comment... I'm leaving mine up so that Matt won't have died in vain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Poor Matt 🪦

Normally I would ~~strike out~~ whatever stupid thing I said by mistake(Autocorrect tried to warn me; kept trying to capitalize Matt), but it woulda been messy in this case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But we still don't know, did you at least get a glimpse of the seventh samurai?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

not much, what's IG with yoou?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Instagram (vertical video)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Interessen-Gemeinschaft Matte.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The seventh samurai is you, the viewer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I appreciate the confidence, but I am nowhere near being a samurai.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technically only five samurai in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nobody ask!! Just say, "Okay.😐" We're gonna greyrock this baiting son of a bizznatch.

Okay 😐

!just kidding. im in a silly mood 🤪!<

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Toshiro's character isn't a samurai, but the end up accepting him as one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

c/moviedetails

Does it exist?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if they used Android or iOS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is an old movie, you fool!

They used a Blackberry!

Duh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh right. That explains the grainy picture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dude, you're looking at a Quaker Oats box again