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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago (3 children)

0 squats between them combined over the past 10 years holyyy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

The guy in pink looks like he does leg day. He just does it half as often as upper body day.

[–] 5redie8 10 points 4 months ago

Only one who found the real problem with these dudes. If you gonna wear a shirt like that you can be that top heavy, and the skinny fit isn't helping...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The dude on the right, his legs are like boards. He has a bit of a calf bulge, but it's not even giving my regular bulge any jealous thoughts.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why does it look like they raided a freshman college dorm laundry and only took out the clothes they could find from target

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

Might have to climb stairs at some point.

[–] ArbitraryValue 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I would wear clothing that tight if I were as fit as these guys, but I wouldn't then put stuff in my pockets!

(Is this why women carry purses?)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Yes it is.

Someone should tell the little guy that his capris do not make him look taller.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Sort of, the stuffed pockets look weird and lumpy on these guys... but a phone or wallet wouldn't fit into womens' pockets at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah, if I wasn't fat, I might consider dressing more similar to this. As things stand, though...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Forget about climbing, running etc. You can't even walk straight in these.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Skinny jeans are stretchy though. So stretchy. They can be more comfortable than looser non-stretch jeans, and not get the baggy knees and butt when you sit down then stand up. Have you never seen a women's sportswear ad with denim clad women doing yoga on a mountain? Stretch jeans are just yoga pants, I thought that was common knowledge and hope I am not revealing some secret of womanhood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Nah everyone needs to know this. stretchy skinny jeans are the only type i can wear. Or at least the only ones that come close to having the right length to waist ratio.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to be able to move in my clothes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Found the beta! Alphas never need to move! Just stand with a beer and keep flexing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Move everywhere by sliding in a T pose!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Now? About 200 pounds.

When I was younger? A preference for being able to work and move in my clothes. Also, not caring about fashion, just about feeling good with my clothes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

"Oh god, someone stole our clothes and all I could find was those undersized teenager garments. What shall we do?

Never mind, pass them over."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Skinny pants in 2024 are certainly a look.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I mean.... There's skinny pants... And then there is this second skin shit 😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Good taste and an eye for proportion?

[–] Lucidlethargy 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That guy on the right is cracking me up. That shirt...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

No way. Top button kid has stolen the show.

He looks like a chihuahua that the wicked witch turned into a human.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

he's the intellectual of the group.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Great Value French Tuck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

The tight pants look ridiculous enough, but did they all also go to the same shitty tattoo artist for those sleeves?

Peewee should try unbuttoning that top button - maybe his face wouldn't be so red if he could breathe!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Daddy didn't leave me a trust fund, so I have to work, not work out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

A scrotum.

And a place to keep my plumbus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Well, I'd definitely need at least, like, 47 more tattoos first.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I could easily dress like this, it just wouldn't look very good with my pudgy asd

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

with your pudgy asd

autism spectrum disorder?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm chubby and don't want to show off my paunch and moobs lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I don't enjoy looking like an idiot. Also, I have a scrotum, unlike these 4.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Those pants do not look comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
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