Vagina dentata
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Vagina dentata (Latin for 'toothed vagina') is a folk tale tradition in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.
Well that's my something new for today.
Inb4 all the furries show up wanting to become their fursonas.
I'm getting gills so I can breathe under water.
We've all seen where that story arc leads. It gets dark
I take lungs now, gills come next week
Give myself the ability to recover from more severe injuries given a good space of time to uncripple myself.
Extend my lifespan. Maybe just another 50 years, I'm not too greedy. But with relative youth. I don't want to lose my good looks to age any sooner than I have to.
Get rid of my genetic disorders.
No cancer.
Adjust my taste buds for health food.
If I go sterile, it's a bonus, honestly.
I'm going full culture and getting drug glands
2 brains? You bawler!
Side benefits of near immortality
Give my hair back and make me not allergic to anything.
I would cure the medical conditions I do have. That's about it.
Reduce my penis size.
Can I just pay some smart person to do it for me? I couldn't handle my 100 level CS courses 20 years ago, I'm definitely not making updates in production on my own body. Oh who am I kidding I couldn't afford to pay someone that smart.
Self-deprecation aside, I don't know of any non-human features I'd want, I'd just wanna OC my metabolism for a while.
Conscious control and awareness over all bodily functions (when I want it if I don't then I can ignore it to the point where it is automatic again.)
Allow backups.
Nothing
I'm growing two huge demon horns on my head and you can't stop me! Also a dragon tail probably some scales and gills. Now am I asking for too much with a bio luminescent uh... Penis?
Your future selfies are all over the internet already. Live your dreams!
Sex