this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Two very photogenic buns! They almost hop off the photo!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's fun seeing the buns in motion, cheered me up to see ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] loam 5 points 4 months ago

Alert. They are on the move.

[โ€“] silverchase 5 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wow this is such a blurry photo you can't even see the rabbit. The quality of Bun Alert System went down really quickly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You let me show you a thing or two about bunny alerts, and I'll make you sorry real quick:

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not as quick as the decline in quality.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your eyes are looking at a 96 mebipixels octo-stack.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can A-I up-scale it to whatever emotional magnitude you need in Adobe Photo-Shopt Pro Tools Suite if you need to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Wonderful, thank you!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Blurriness is the price we pay to catch buns performing their most adorable act of hopping

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

h o p <<< >>> h o p

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So cute! The more I look at these action shots, the more I think wild buns are cuter than domestic ones. My friend has two and they are kind of assholes. Cute, but assholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Happy to find someone who shares my opinion, I firmly believe wild bunnies are cuter than domestic ones. Your friend has two wild bunnies or two domestic ones?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)