this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17525870

Reason why would you need it? (Funny suggestions only)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

This is stunningly horrible.

I want one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Something to hold onto whilst you strain for a poop

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

In case I get a case of the trots.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I am in awe of how impractical this is. Why would you put a mirror under there?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Gotta put your line of coke somewhere

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Probably because this horse toilet is anatomically correct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I thought this was a fancy serving tray, for like when your toilet horse wants breakfast in bed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Drip tray I think

[–] merde 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

it's probably for toilet training princes

and today it's elonMusk who uses it up to 4 times a day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It must be. That design isn’t capable of holding much weight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks like it's just attached to the wall like the wall mounted toilets in public bathrooms so it should hold a lot of weight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

There’s a lot of weight in the front half of the horse, and it protrudes much further from the fulcrum (bottom of the wall mount point).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

🎶 Need a toilet, let's do it, ride it, my potty,

🎶 My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it,

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Seems like it would be difficult to wipe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)