this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I'm sitting outside on my phone. I'm choosing to call this this harm reduction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wish I could be outside but this 100+ degree weather is bullshit

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got everything done today. Laundry, grocery shopping, meal prep. Even took down a couple wasp nests that I blasted in the wee hours yesterday morning.

So that means that tomorrow there is no responsibility so I can and probably will do exactly as depicted in the picture.

What a life!

(As to the wasp nests, I'm generally live and let live but these two straddled my door and were making it dangerous to leave or enter the house, so it was them or me. Sorry little wasp buddies)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I read about you doing all that, so I'm going to claim 25% vicarious accomplishment for those for my weekend. This is solely for internal auditing purposes, of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Ah, a day well spent

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey! What did I do you today to have you come at me like this?

[–] TheSlad 9 points 1 month ago

Stared at screens for 12 hours

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No. 1 and no. 4 are both extremely relatable, the day always starts with good prospects, but ends with “what the heck happened!?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mowed this morning, pruned trees in my yard, took a nice swim, went and had a nice lunch at a greek restaurant and am now napping with my dog reading Chinese leftists on Lemmy that hate America and NATO. What a life!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Something something absolute win

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Then Sunday hits and you postpone "to-do" stuff for the next weekend.

[–] can 1 points 1 month ago