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Microsoft shuts down Cortana, Apple should do the same with Siri::Cortana is Microsoft’s virtual assistant, which was introduced in 2014 back when Windows Phone was still a thing. Similar to...

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[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 year ago (8 children)

nah

Siri, while not great, handles timers, reminders, and dumbshit like that just fine without typing. I have yet to find another good use for these assistants.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. I’ve used my Google assistant for timers, alarms, weather, and music. Anything more complex is a headache. Even music is half the time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Asking the thing to handle music in another language was terrible. Asking it to play a French song to an assistent set in English gives stupid results for example. "Que sera, sera" becomes "Oh Sarah".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This! I live in Taiwan, but 99% of my entertainment is from the US. I can’t use Any of these assistants in English otherwise street names or other Mandarin stuff won’t work, but if I use Mandarin assistants none of my music or shows works.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Hey siri, set a timer for 50 minutes" (time my dryer takes). "Timer set for 15 minutes". Every god damn time. I say 49 minutes now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I turned off "hey siri", just hold down the power button now, but absolutely, you. GOT. To. Uh-Nunce-Ee-Ate. Ev-Ver-Ree-Thing. Vare-LEE. Clear-LEE.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can just say ‘five zero’ and it’ll be interpreted as 50, I just tried it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Meanwhile, Google Assistant has no issues with anything like this. You can even set multiple timers. Which, for some inexplicable reason, is not possible in iOS.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Agreed. I find myself using Siri on walks via AirPods quite a bit. Siri what’s the weather going to be like tonight . Siri what’s in my calendar tomorrow. Siri what’s the latest news. (That opens up podcast app and plays local news I love it. ). Siri let me know when it’s 12:30. I just wish it got better at answering simple questions. A few articles mentioned Apple started looking at incorporating a GPT style AI with Siri.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Shit. I use it to tell me how to spell words.

“Hey Siri, sophistication”

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This will make the 3 people who actually used Cortana mildly disgruntled.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I've always hated it as it took a decent amount of my ram without ever having used it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I spent hours trying to get rid of it, only to have it come back a few weeks later after an update.

One of many reasons I abandoned Windows entirely.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

..similar to what? SIMILAR TO WHAT!?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cortana isn't dead. The brand of it is. Bing ai is almost what Cortana was supposed to be

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Nah, I use Siri daily for simple tasks. Turning on lights, setting timers, adding things to my groceries list. She’s simple, but perfectly fine for simple tasks.

Please leave her the fuck alone :’)

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microsoft isn't giving up on assistants (as per the article), its just going down a different route, more AI focused. This is sensible because Cortana is a flop, nobody uses it, there is no need to leave it running.

I'm certain Apple has the same plans around AI, however people still use Siri all the time. It's not a flop, so it may as well stay running as more and more AI works its way over to it or its replacement.

It's really weird to me that anyone would want it shut down when it's so easy to just not use it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I too actually bothered to read the article.

Cortana is trash. Bing's AI isn't perfect, but at least it's not afraid to say "I don't know", instead of hallucinating some made up bullshit every single time. I mean it still does it, but not nearly as often and you can always check the sources it provides to confirm.

It would be a lot better if it used Google search instead of Bing, however. Often times it can't find the answer that a Google search can. That merger will never happen, though.

[–] SimplePhysics 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice cut, Memmy.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This article sounds like it was written by someone who barely understands what a voice assistant is, let alone how a corporation works. Very dumb. Is 9to5 using GPT instead of paying journalists?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Not to mention that microsoft is definitely going to replace it with bing powered by chatgpt. They probably found that it was easier starting bing from the ground up now than having to deal with whatever has been shoved into cortana's code over the years.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Please not Siri, it ain’t smart but it does everything I want - the basics and reasonably easily.

I remember Cortana fondly when it was a great blend of Siri and Google Now but naturally it and Windows Phone got left to rot, and made her useless on desktop Windows since they forfeited my pocket.

I tolerated Google Assistant for a bit but ditched Android when Google pushed updates to remove the “okay Google with the screen off” feature from my Moto Z Play and gaslit the internet - stating it was never supported in closed support threads, the chipset didn’t support it and promoted it as a (then new) Pixel 1 feature. I figured Apple wouldn’t remove “Hey Siri” and so far several years in it’s still holding true.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It’s too embedded into their services at the moment. Like you can’t even use CarPlay unless you enable Siri. I like the idea but in contrast they could also just try to make it good lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

not only that, they also sell smart speakers whose only interaction is with siri. Shutting down siri would turn those $300 speakers into paper weights. this article is a really bad take.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Whoa, you need Siri enabled for CarPlay?! I refuse to have any voice things turned on any devices and I’ve been considering upgrading my horribly slow double DIMM radio to a CarPlay radio. I guess I’ll skip that.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why the author sees AI as an alternative to Siri rather than a potential upgrade.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

No. Siri is useful, especially when you can’t type. I use Siri a lot on my bike. Apple just needs to fix Siri.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I shut off asuch of Cortana on my desktop as I could. Not a wanted feature.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Should've killed Cortana in Halo 4

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can only imagine they're shutting it down to replace it with something with different branding, based on an LLM. Microsoft has gone all-in on LLMs and I'm sure they'd love some of that virtual assistant action if they were able to differentiate themselves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Windows copilot . It’s available for testing in canary builds. And it kinda sucks even worse than Cortana did.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have no idea why they're doing this. LLMs are a useful tool in certain areas, but they're by no means ready as the sort of universal assistant tool Microsoft is trying to position them as.

I use GitHub Copilot to make writing boilerplate code faster and easier, and it works really well for that, but I can't see any other computing tasks I engage in regularly benefiting from an AI assistant trying to get all up in my business.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

M$ was banking on horny teenagers to use Cortana. Thing is, they forgot the sexy bits.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Apple can’t kill Siri. Too many of its solutions rely on voice as the dominant input method. Accessibility for Mac / iOS, HomePod, CarPlay, Apple Watch, Vision Pro, AirPods, etc.

Also, Siri has about a 3rd of the voice assistant market, Cortana use was way below that.

[–] praxi 7 points 1 year ago

God no. I use it when I can’t reach the phone. It isn’t perfect, but it still is valuable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I’m kinda glad it’s over. Cortana killed the very useful voice commands on Xbox (alongside the size and price of the Kinect).

Instead of “Xbox On” you had to actually instruct Cortana to turn it on. The same for the quick screenshot or changing the channel on TV or whatever. It was so good, my whole family was using it and this was in 2014ish when voice control was still fairly new. Cortana ruined all of that for a virtual assistant that barely worked and made Siri look like AI.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think most people saw that coming, Microsoft effectively sealed Cortana's fate when they relegated it to a standalone app

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