He wants to fuck the world, so he became a banker.
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I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower
so I can fuck the world for 72 hours
oh, to be young again
With undercrackers full of soil and a head full of Ent porn. He who is without sin, throw the first branch.
30 is the new 15
Can’t blame a guy for knowing how to party
Cocaine is one helluva drug.
More like PCP
Well that was certainly a sentence
There's more in the article, too!
Sexy Tree Holes and Other Arboreal Erotica by Emile W. Lozano-Holz
Nominative determinism gone wild (Holz means wood)
How else are you supposed to have sex while you're being hunted by The Predator?
I hadn't considered this angle - are you his defence solicitor as that might just get him off. Although him getting off was the problem in the first place.
Come on, trees... are just sexy. Who hasn't made sweet love to a stately oak, or shady elm, or wept with joy while wooing a willow? And don't get me started about cedar with her lovely perfume that makes you want to seed her.
But pines are straight out! Good luck getting the resin out of your pubes!
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Oh it's you bb