this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Clearly they need a pressure washing service

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ainโ€™t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

nope, not a chance

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[โ€“] thetreesaysbark 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

[โ€“] thetreesaysbark 1 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If Claire's cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn't serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They've just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They're pretty.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

kids love fireworks you don't have the only opinions on earth

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

They're not interesting to you, hence they can't be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

There's lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but 'because I don't like them' is just so self centred.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults

Weird how kids and adults alike keeps using fireworks then if it bores them so much.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

New Hexbear struggle session: Outdoor cats vs. gammons with fireworks

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fuck is a 'hexbear struggle session'?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Haha, its when us communist get together and argue in mass about incredibly specific topics until it gets out of hand

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just any leftist get together?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

No, merica won