keyboard defender : meow

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This wouldn’t stop my cat. It’d only slow her down.

[–] Kvan 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This wouldn’t stop my cat. It wouldn’t even slow her down.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This wouldn't stop my imaginary cat. It would speed him up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah that thing would be on the floor in no time.

[–] JohnDClay 32 points 4 months ago

Need a decoy keyboard on the top deck to make the cat think they're still getting in the way

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Now cats can't bother him while he looks at pictures of cats

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Not pictured: the cat lays down on top of the thing and starts reaching under it to bat at your hands when you try to type

[+] Apytele 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking "you trained her" to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I need one! I have 3 kittens, they invented new keyboard shortcuts no one ever thought could be possible.

Edit: I found it. With this exact same picture. Link

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

50 bucks for a bent piece of acrylic? Geez

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's why I thought. Eeeeeeerm, never mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Nah, the trick is to have a box lid or other cat trap next to the keyboard. It's easier to trick them to thinking they won a different game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Make a bunch of these
Get the Flex Tape guy to advertise them on TV
Profit

Edit: okay, I gotta be honest here. Really, I just want to see the Flex Tape guy shoot a commercial with cats. It would be funny. I stand by my advice, however.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wanna know what he's photoshopping tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Seems to be pics of his kitties with people riding them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I have one of these. It's pretty awesome.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wrong OS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Right background

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago

RIP that guys wrists.

Thats gotta be the thickest keyboard I've ever seen.

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