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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe we can use this?

Since ~~bribery~~ gratuities are legal now, apparently, and the Supreme Court is legislating everything from the bench, maybe we can pool a sort of PAC and put together a prize sheet for different positive things we want. If they rule for those, they get the prize indicated. Kind of like the prizes you'd get for selling certain thresholds during school fundraisers.

Also kind of like the Criss Points system:

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

This is more believable than the real shit this asshole has done.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

How about a submarine ride by OceanGate?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd recommend the Carribbean - just in time for Hurricane Beryl.

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