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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips (www.theonion.com)

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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe we can use this?

Since ~~bribery~~ gratuities are legal now, apparently, and the Supreme Court is legislating everything from the bench, maybe we can pool a sort of PAC and put together a prize sheet for different positive things we want. If they rule for those, they get the prize indicated. Kind of like the prizes you'd get for selling certain thresholds during school fundraisers.

Also kind of like the Criss Points system:

this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024

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