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[–] [email protected] 167 points 5 months ago (3 children)

And after jerking off her date in a public venue

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sex ed’s not gonna help too much with this one.

A handy’s generally one of the safest forms of sex, and I don’t think they tell you where to have sex in school, at least they didn’t when I was around.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

No but we’re sitting and saying kids should never learn about sex, and then doing this in public w children on-site which inevitably spurs questions, I’d imagine

[–] andrew_bidlaw 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She was juicing the beetle.

[–] prettybunnys 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Thank god she wasn’t juicing the weasel

Or … wheezin the juice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No wheezing the juice!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Honestly, that's a significant improvement over the sex ed we get here in Texas.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The teen pregnancies are the point

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

If they spend all their alimony surviving and taking care of their kid, they can't spend time thinking about the shite job the republicans are doing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Keep them poor, keep them ignorant and profit.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but that's just basic republican 101, be a massive fucking hypocrite about everything.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Republican logic: "I get to tell you what to do, but you didn't get to tell me what to do."

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry to be pedantic but this isn't being a hypocrite is it? I see it more like absolute ignorance, tiger ate my face, refusal to acknowledge science data and facts, etc that is also all very republican 101. But for once idk how hypocrite just thr extra layer of stupid

Edit (and gonna reply to this edit the same thing cuz lemmy sucks at showing them and this is important) Ok I read another comment and it definitely put into context for me how this is hypocrital too!!!! They wanna protect the children while doing this shit in unexpected places in front of children where it is much more graphic, traumatizing, and upsetting than the sanitized facts you're getting , in an environment you're anticipating and prepared for it and can sorta joke with classmates too ....

They wanna outlaw that but she's down to whip a dick out and get sloppy in public.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Edit (and gonna reply to this edit the same thing cuz lemmy sucks at showing them and this is important) Ok I read another comment and it definitely put into context for me how this is hypocrital too!!!! They wanna protect the children while doing this shit in unexpected places in front of children where it is much more graphic, traumatizing, and upsetting than the sanitized facts you're getting , in an environment you're anticipating and prepared for it and can sorta joke with classmates too ....

They wanna outlaw that but she's down to whip a dick out and get sloppy in public.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I didn't know that her teenage son had gotten pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago

That's how bad it can get without sex-ed.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

You may think you're making a fun point, but teenage girls don't get pregnant just by showing their midriff and the occasional bra strap, typically a teenage boy is equally participating in the pregnancy. We're pregnant make a lot more sense than She's pregnant, and I'm just window dressing. Bobbert raised morons who couldn't or wouldn't wear a condom, I know a fair amount of guys my age (40s) that don't have a single kid, it's not impossible. They weren't geniuses, they just wore condoms.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Teen pregnancy is the point.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So much of the current White Replacement hysteria revolves around white woman not having enough babies.

Can't be overstated how that plays into a conservative hatred for sex ed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yup, as far as they're concerned white girls need to become breeding slaves to save the so-called white race.

It reeks of sexual pathology.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

She advocates for kids in the audience getting in person sex ed

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Makes sense. The irony is strong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

She just keeps getting dumber. Alzheimers might be an improvement

[–] friek 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Which is short for "yoU'Re Sexually Assaulting a Minor (by giving handjobs in front of them)"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Legend has it that if you say it three times and you are a constituent, Beetlebert shows up to give out a handy. If you finish up by yelling "oh $DEITY", it's considered both biblical AND Constitutional, since she thinks the separation of the two is a liberal fiction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What does this mean?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

She looks ready for the 4th of July pie eating contest!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Every time I see a picture of her, my brain immediately says: "howler monkey."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Same thought process as people who were beat with belts and “turned out fine”.