cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035
don't ever change baby you're the best
Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.
this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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Big part, for sure.
Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?
No website, only crab juice.
Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?
my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells... chefs kiss*
I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁
What she was doing there she just won’t say…
W4MM
Mail order bride?
Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out
I didn't know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.
Ubermeets
Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?
Minus 9 months
Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.
Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal
haven't had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the "owner" tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.
I love you, you're perfect, now change.