this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

"spared no expense"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

"Urgent Message from Dr Grant"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*finishes bowl of ice cream in silence*

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning extinct animals for a theme park.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Sir, I know we can but should we?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don't think there are any pterodactyls in the first one. If that's what this is from anyways?

Funny though. I laughed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They both hit the welcome center, so obviously you wouldn't see them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ah. Makes sense. I'll listen for the sounds next time I see it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Birds aren't real

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are no pterodactyls, get right with Jesus bruh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Were they put there by the devil?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No my friend, they’re on the level.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well I guess I'd better throw up my hands and raise my voice.

Pterodactyl!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pterodactyls shouldn't be at a dinosaur park anyway.