It must be challenging to give heimlich maneuver to a choking turtle (self.showerthoughts)

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Nope.

It's a snap.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I choke my turtle almost every day. It never fails to cough up this white creamy substance..

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Mods, this guy right here^

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Probably harder on a tiger.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I mean if that's what gets you off then you do you I guess.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe, but not nearly as painful as a porcupine 😞

this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024

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