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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder what life is like with an IQ that low. I thought dumb people were supposed to be cheery but I guess not.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My IQ is decently high but all that does is empower me to be more wronger faster while sounding like I'm right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

That's the trick. Speak authoritatively on a subject about which you know nothing. And have a large vocabulary.

They'll be lining up to put you on the podcast circuit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Reading that was like listening to someone on 'shrooms, and then thinking, "Maybe I'm on 'shrooms, too."

[–] Tar_alcaran 28 points 2 months ago

Well, horse urine was used frequently to accelerate the aging of roof repairs, since you don't want one brown plate in your lovely green roof.

The rest is fucking nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

The only response I could have if someone said these things to me in person would be:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It must be hard thinking all things that look similar have to come from the same place.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Looks like" is a big deal to these sorts. If something looks like something else, it is that other thing,

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unless what it "looks like" disproves another conspiracy they've swallowed hook, like, sinker, cock, and balls; then whatever it "looks like" is a conspiracy to cover up "the truth"!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait. So is this fruit loop saying the “Parasitic Elite” put horse urine on the dome in Wales to make it look tarnished because… reasons? And the Annapolis dome is shiny because of magic “aether” that those pesky Elites can’t defeat even with horse peepee? But like, why? What is the deep dark reason for tarnishing the domes???

Also, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, I saw the Annapolis dome years ago, and it was as green as green can be… then they refurbished it in 2020. So no magic “aether” involved, sadly.

https://www.visitannapolis.org/blog/stories/post/a-new-change-to-the-annapolis-skyline/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nah you just have to put a lightning rod on it and the lightning turns the copper back to orange

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Dean Buchanan?

"Ohh, you're a Dean."

"Yep."

"Wow. You must know your academia."

"Did you know they put horse urine on buildings to stain the copper domes?"

"That's so interesting..."