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[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You talk about your feelings and look for strategies to deal with your emotions.

I set shit on fire to create the philosopher’s stone.

We are not the same.

[–] pancakes 9 points 6 months ago

And I set myself on fire while talking to my shit about my emotions.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tb0n3 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seeing as it had to be recreated, I think it may not have. Usually stuff that works sticks around.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I dunno, a bunch of Aboriginal land management techniques, like controlled burns, were ended when the king's colonisers arrived. Then the land went to shit, the aboriginals said "we told you so", and the dictatorship had to reinstate those policies.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

YSK the channel ESOTERICA slaps. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Dr. Justin Sledge is a treasure and totally metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks, I'll check it out.

[–] Eol 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Me searching legal drugs when pot was outlawed completely.

Morning glory seeds and gasoline with a wiff of old-school whiteout before they made it non toxic.

First period math class... I'm ready.

/S

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Does it cure or cause depression?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how your humors are balanced

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

HahaHahahaHaha.

Whatcha thinking, doc?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Depends on whether you're successful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago