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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Based on a quick web search, a whale can nut anywhere from 1-10 gallons. So yeah it doesn't even need to be Godzilla size. Just whale size.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why you think the sea salty?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because minerals that are washed out by mountain creeks do not evaporate while water does.

I also am in fact "fun at parties"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, you can't fool me. I've seen that one episode of The Magic School Bus. I know the oceans are full of fish spooge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Cause they refuse to git gud.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Monster fucker twitter is leaking again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Reporting in

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I watch this every time it’s posted. Might be my favorite from them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It really is great, and it's so simple. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This was amazing. Never heard of this show before. Are they still making this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately no. Bad news on one of the main cast :\

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

reminds me of the 'which monsters actually taste good' discussion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

if your name is laios the answer is all of them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

WD-40 comes in gallons, so why not Monster? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

In all seriousness, the "maximum daily dose" of monster is already a partial can. If anything, they should be smaller. But, a gallon jug with an appropriate sized cup included is also a viable solution, assuming it can stand up to repeated exposure to air without losing any of the properties that make it desireable to drink for some people. And do so for as long as it would take to drink it safely. If there was no safe way to reasonably drink it, they would have a hard time justifying the size to the fda, and an even harder time justifying it to all the other way better food agencies around the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

In all seriousness, the "maximum daily dose" of monster is already a partial can

The 24oz cans of Monster, Rockstar and NOS have 240mg caffeine. So just about half the maximum daily recommended in the largest can they sell (the maximum is 400mg).

Source: It's printed on the can and I'm drinking one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Gonna guess those are states numbers. 100mg is the recommended daily dose other places. You guys have alot of lobbying to allow much higher numbers. Looks like even in the states it's still 100mg for teens though. Here they are literally labeled as a can being 2 servings. And that's the 16oz, which is what is called the big can here, we don't have a 24oz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

100 mg of caffeine is like 8 oz of coffee. Most people I know have 2-4 times that a day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of a riddle:

What comes in quarts?

An elephant.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sweats profusely, avoiding urge to go to an AI image generator right this second

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Plenty of images online already lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

They should just make Monster come out of one of the pumps at petrol stations

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?

[–] eletes 3 points 5 months ago

It's terrible and after a year my brain finally adapted.