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Heart Size (mander.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the continuation:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Thank you. I needed this.

[–] smuuthbrane 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A whale's aorta: the size of a cat

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[–] brbposting 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The koala’s penis, bifurcated in two

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Koala doesn't work here. The stress is on the second syllable.

[–] brbposting 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Biiiiii

furcated penis, ur mum’s got one too

😇

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sponge-Bob wait what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If medical nonsense be something you wish…

[–] SomeAmateur 23 points 5 months ago

Then lick up the goo in a pitri dish!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!

[–] spankinspinach 12 points 5 months ago

Perfect delivery. No notes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that why cities are full of rats? Because of heartless bastards that no longer need theirs?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The meter's off on this one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You know the bot that replies with a haiku if your comments syllables match? They should do this instead