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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

How likely is that thing gonna catch fire when the meat render out the fat 🤔

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

A grease fire in an electric toaster? Nothing a bowl of water couldn't cure. /s

(/s because it would explode and could electrocute you at the same time)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's best to submerge it completely. A bathtub is the easiest option for most people.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why would it catch fire in a toaster but not under a grill where there's an actual flame?

You'd never get that toaster clean again, but I'm not sure it would catch fire.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

FYI, the fat dripping from steak does actually cause flare ups and sometimes even sustained flames in grills. This isn't dangerous in a grill because it's designed to cook with fire at high temps. But it can ruin your steak if you aren't paying attention.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would a toaster get hot enough to render fat?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Luckily the picture shows a bad idea in progress but has not followed through and in my head canon they took the meat out and put it into a frying pan.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Thank you for spelling "head canon" correctly. I'm tired of all these comments putting pictures of people with cannons for heads in my brain.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Other than the fire hazard, I don't see the problem.

The meat being suspended gives it an even dry heat. Cooking both sides simultaneously should result in an even cook equivalent to constant rotation.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It’s unlikely that a toaster would be able to produce even remotely enough eat to make this worth your while.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You underestimate the power of my toaster. Just like I do every morning when I burn my toast.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Like you said earlier the fire hazard would be the main problem. All that fat melting to the bottom where bread crumbs have been gathering for years. Eventually something will catch fire and burn.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There's a little knob, or slider on your toaster where you can adjust the toast level. Use it!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

God damn it. Now Amazon thinks I'm in Germany.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, dick got golden brown grilled in under 5 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Did you use thin sausage or thick sausage setting?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thick, but it was a mistake of the ego.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

When you said "hot meat", I expected a very different scenario. :(

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I meant something sans clothes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The judge said I am not allowed in Chili's when nude.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well, there is always TGI Fridays or Applebees.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Banned from TGI after an unfortunate incident with my tamed German and Applebee's lawyers didn't appreciate my discrimination lawsuit after I was kicked out and arrested for bringing in my emotional support emus for a 10 top.

Waffle House knows how to run a restaurant, I recommend them highly.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have never seen clothed chilis.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The only thing spicy I expected was a naked dude with some "hot meat". [wink wink]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not sure if complete genius or complete idiot.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, this seems like it might actually be brilliant, until the grease catches on fire underneath the steak. I think we need to invent this thing, with a grease capturing mechanism. I'll see if George Foreman is interested in making another $383 million dollars to promote this thing. Nice!

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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