this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

only way I can make friends is when I'm adopted by an extrovert

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And when I inevitably push my extrovert away I lose all the other friends too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ditto, and ditto

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's a numbers game

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Friends with skate heaven benefits.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Skate Heaven was the only level I played after 100%ing the game.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Headphones in blaring ska music

I'm already there, mate

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

At least in heaven, I can skate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, gotta try it now...