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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

It looks like a treat a zookeeper would make for an exotic animal far from it's natural habitat.

"What should we give the sea lions for a treat?"

"I dunno. Frozen cabbage pops?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But for real, I kinda want to try these

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I'm a little high and agree...

I feel like I might still agree while stone cold sober

[–] clay_pidgin 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah these honestly might be ok.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothin beats it because nothing wants to touch it with a ten foot pole

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Don't knock it until you tried it.

And by try it, I mean try picking it up and throwing it in the trash.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

A simple, but effective, food crime.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My partner loves coleslaw, she'll literally just eat it out of the tub, so it wouldn't surprise me if she'd try this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I eat coleslaw right out of the tub, but would hard pass on this. Just the thought of biting in to frozen cabbage makes my teeth hurt lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, so long as there isn't any sugar thrown in it shouldn't be that bad

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

no sugar, just mayo and raisins

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We were regularly given carrot raisin “salad” (ie, drenched in mayo) with lunch at school when I was a kid. It had carrots and fruit in it, so that must be healthy, right? 🫣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

brought to you by the people who classified pizza as a vegetable

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who the fuck puts raisins in coleslaw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

same kinda people who use Miracle Whip instead of mayo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, WTF?!

[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 2 months ago

No pulled pork? You MONSTER.