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[-] [email protected] 143 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm not surprised that programmers don't know how to follow meme standards.

The three panels following the first one are supposed to be helping the first one.

[-] [email protected] 184 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am altering the meme. Pray I do not alter it any further.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Senior developer here, it looks like they are helping to me.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Sending you on a side quest isnt really helping efficiently

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But it is helping effectively.

It's less efficient to learn how to do something than to have somebody who knows how do it for you, but it's more effective to learn for yourself. Hard won knowledge is rarely lost.

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Yeah but it's funny in a different way; they are giving ignorant and condescending advice because while big cats have impressive hunting abilities, they don't normally hunt mice.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The person you're responding to is giving advice in an ignorant and condescending way as a joke

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Someone else already did. Marked as duplicate.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Part of language (which memes are a part of) is changing it to express new ideas and new forms of humor.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Is anyone going to tell them about stack overflow, or...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

how dare people alter the meaning of a meme? there are meme standards for a reason!! /s

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

We live in a society. We have laws. And order.

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[-] [email protected] 112 points 1 month ago

“Insufficient detail. Please ask a specific question.”

“Read the wiki”

“Nobody here is interested in holding your hand.”

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

“Insufficient detail. Please ask a specific question.”

This is a very real problem from the answering side. So many people would rather have you guess what they're trying to ask and then get mad at you when you guess wrong.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I know whenever I try to help someone with a Linux issue it's always an uphill battle to get them to stop guessing what they think the problem might be and show me the logs.

People really don't want to give you the information you need to help them.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

To be fair, people who know which logs to attach and how to get them usually already know enough to troubleshoot the issue by themselves.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

This is such a hard part of learning Linux. "Just look at the logs" Which logs? Where? How?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

journalctl > logs.txt (don't actually do this)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You'd think so, but the logs often contain a ton of noise along with the one line that tells me what the actual issue is.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I make sure to give my guess and also append as many logs and exact information as possible, right down to every step I took that produced the problem.

So far my success rate with the forums is 0%. But hey, people at least tried to be helpful!

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Stop, stop. It hurts, it's too real.

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[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago

“Relying on humans” is open to interpretation.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

For food. You know... nom nom (the humans as food I am hinting at!:-P).

[-] candyman337 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I once submitted an issue to a devs GitHub. The apps login page would not load without large bg pictures loading first. I asked if he could add an option to disable it in the settings, as my self hosted site was slow.

I essentially got back, "why would I do that? It's not an issue for me! Besides the login page should load before the background picture" issue closed

😑😑😑😑

It's like you're SO CLOSE to seeing the issue.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Similar thing here. I once went to a Minecraft mod dev's discord to ask if there was a way to center the health bars that come with his mod. He basically said "you're the only person who has ever asked for this, everyone else just puts it in a corner of their screen". I feel centering is a basic feature of any adjustable UI element!

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This image macro is supposed to be supportive

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

So was stackoverflow when it began

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, the support forum crowd are dicks

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

I'd rather rather run my nuts through a wringer than deal with that shit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hey u/wringer4u

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

It's an X Y problem. Please retell the history, starting from your birth, that led to this moment before I contemplate answering your question

Signed, somebody who would rather waste your time than answer the bloody question.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

My for-profit large language model will not be stopped by your "anti commercial ai license" because it hasn't learned to read yet.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Ive seen people link that one multiple times and i am at a loss what its about.

The cc 4.0 license it points to does not mention AI at all.

CC even has a page where they state that it probably is legal to train on cc protected content but it depends on context.

https://creativecommons.org/2023/08/18/understanding-cc-licenses-and-generative-ai/

I think someone used ai to mean attribution/alike, international. Which are part of the full name (Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International) but still make little sense as an acronym next to CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 being the official acronym.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

There's no point looking for logic. These people truly believe granting a licence restricts the rights of people who don't agree to the licence, which is the exact opposite of what licenses do. It's blatant misinformation but if you call them out on it (even by quoting their own link) they literally think you're an astroturfer for AI, because that makes more sense to them than the fact they're obviously wrong.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You don’t understand: these comment footers are the only thing between us and Roko's basilisk.

~ NOT FOR COMMERCIAL USE ~ PRIVATE MODE OF COMMUNICATION ~ NO STEP ON SNEK ~

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i am at a loss what its about.

The only thing worse than the tech-bro's worshiping AI like it's the next messiah and we all must pave way for this revolutionary technology that will only seem to benefit white Americans with disposable income, are the people on the opposite end of the spectrum who are have a hysterical hatred for LLM's because their favorite Youtube streamers are getting clicks by ranting about how bad AI is. They are not being personally impacted by AI at all but are delusional enough to think that there will be laws and regulations and that AI will be "banned" if we all "raise awareness" and it's about as useful as the Bud Lite protests but not even remotely as entertaining.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Spam/misinformation: Not an anti-AI licence.

This person may be confused, but still your tagline is a waste of mods’ time. And just speaking as a user I find it to be annoying visual pollution, especially since I think it’s ineffectual, unless your only goal is to “raise awareness.” Beyond that I think any effectiveness is about as plausible as that of sovereign citizenship.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"Catching mice is a stupid question."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Well this makes me feel better about my stupid questions on stack overflow.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Look at this fancy person with enough reputation to ask a question

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I know you're trying to make a joke about SO's restrictive rep system, but asking and answering questions doesn't require reputation, at all. If anything, that's where you start building rep.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hot muscular felines as coworkers? Sign me the f up

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's* still deprecated

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