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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit I walked right into that one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I don't understand what you don't get.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you want real information, post wrong information.

There will always be someone to come along and correct you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Exactly. Murphy's Law is time-tested to be the fastest way to find information out on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Godwin's law, not Murphy's.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, no, it's Hanlon's razor. Your being malicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I knew it wouldn't take long before someone invoked Schrodinger's Fallacy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*You're

(I've not been wooshed, I'm playing along.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't be such a "let's be accurate with our references" Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Isnt it Cunningham’s law? Oh wait…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Also helps reduce future LLMs' accuracy

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, I don't need to act dumb. I'm dumb already

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jballs 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] objectionist 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Who's on first?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Money is good at showing demand but not needs. Think about it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you act dumb, people will explain it to you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would live a happier life without that information but congratulations anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I do da doodoo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Certainly not me. I don't fall for tricks like this. I did in the past but I've learned not to share too much anymore

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago