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This PSA brought to you by several would-be assassins who tried to wave me in front of speeding cars in the last month and who will have to try harder next time.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

This road design seems also be done by someone completely insane. Who thought it was a good idea to cross two lanes without any kind of traffic regulations.

Luckily no every country has insane roads like that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I was the car they were waved into a few hours ago. But the car doing the waving was from the incoming lane (left lane on this picture) so it didn't even register that they stopped. I wasn't even looking left, I was just suddenly cut off and hit the brakes as a reflex all the while wondering what happened and why my car is slowing down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I see this and worse daily here and I rarely drive.

I've seen this exact scenario but the "polite" person is in a normal lane, not a turning lane. I hate drivers here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I’ve had pedestrians try to wave me to turn. It is as if they think are the only people on the road I have to consider. One got outright angry at me for not taking his gift with gratitude…there he was yelling at me, nearly being mowed down by a truck coming from an oncoming lane at a 3 way stop. And it still didn’t register to him the danger it would have been to himself and to me and the oncoming truck.

I like the idea of calling them would-be assassins even though assumes the general public are a whole lot smarter than they actually are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

is Randall on Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This'll sound unhinged but I think commuting by car is a lot like playing League of Legends (emotionally)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

commuting by public transport is a lot like playing stardew valley

because you're playing stardew valley on your steam deck

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You go, no you go, no you go, you go, no you go

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Runner up is the assassin that seizes the traffic circle, instigating collisions behind them, just to let someone in out of turn. Only their MO is to delay or prevent a destiny altering meeting of some kind; an advanced tactic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That's just a shitty road design

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It doesn't just happen when both people are trying to turn. I have a busy multi-lane road near me with a left turn lane that's just past a stoplight (the stoplight is behind me, but in front of the people whose lanes I need to cross to get to where I need to go.

I'll be stopped in the turn lane waiting for traffic to clear. The stoplight will turn red, and oncoming traffic will back up past the turn lane I'm in. Someone in one of the oncoming traffic lanes will stop before the turn lane to try to let me past, but the people in the other oncoming traffic lane (who are now in my blind spot thanks to the car that stopped to try to let me through) will keep on coming. That's just an accident waiting to happen at that point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm a high school teacher and students and parents both pull this shit. Drives me nuts.

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