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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Question for the class, is a prospective politician named 'Kunt' an example of [email protected]?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

There is (was?) a local school board chair with the last name of Rape. Apparently he was petitioned (unsuccessfully) to be removed from his duties years before becoming the chair due to racial comments. Iโ€™m honestly not surprised anymore.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Absolutely!

[โ€“] PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some parents are just cruel. My dad had a friend growing up, his name was Jack Imhof. There's no way that's an accident, they knew.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My Dad works with a guy named Paul Hiscock.

I thought he was joking until he called Paul's voicemail while I was in the car.

I don't know why you wouldn't just get it changed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Especially in the UK which is the easiest country (alongside Ireland) to change your name. There's literally no legal process, just print out a form saying "My name was this and now it's this", get two mates to sign it and then use it as proof for HMPO, DVLA, your GP, etc

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Oof, that's unfortunate. We once had an auditor whose name was pronounced key-kay, but was spelled 'kike'. I had to do a double check when I saw her on Zoom.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Happens a few times in MLB with Kรญke Hernandez

[โ€“] clay_pidgin 2 points 5 months ago

It's not a super uncommon name in Latin America in Spanish speaking countries. I've got one in my extended family, even.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say "you can tuna piano, but you can't tuna half." Just a little inside joke that didn't have to make sense to make us giggle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

It's okay. Soon, she'll legally change her first name to Ariel.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This smells a bit fishy. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Growing up with a name like that, sheโ€™d have developed a skin like a rhino, which will be useful in politics.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Can probably get away with a motto like "You can Tuna piano but you can't Tuna Kunt"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's pronounced Koont...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

President Caviar stands for student rights!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah we've never had a successful person with a silly name like Howard Butts or A. Duie Pyle or Siemens or ...