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‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex (www.theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by can to c/[email protected]

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“We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,”

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god it took me too long to realise this was an onion article hahahahaha

[–] JulesTheModest 13 points 7 months ago

Ditto I somehow totally missed that since it's about Bluey.... I was thinking how risky that would be but still a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Chilli playing a game of "Keepy Uppy" with Bandit 😜

[–] can 9 points 7 months ago

You sly dog 👏

[–] Assman 4 points 7 months ago

Those of us over 40 know the game well

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the classic game of 600. I remember that from my childho--- oh wait.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Okay I’m missing something what is the count to 600 reference?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The article at the bottom says they taught their kids a game on Sunday nights to count to 600... implying that's how long their private time is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm not American but I'm guessing it refers to sex being over in 10 minutes?