this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Well it's a wonder man can eat at all, when hats are big that should be small.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This is just between me and you, smashed hat.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Me when I'm actually a tiny person piloting a robot mech

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I once had somebody give me a rotisserie chicken at work after I helped them load up with a shower door.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sure, except that my closest Costco is a 100 mile drive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Chicken is worth the trip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yikes. If it did come from Costco, that rotisserie chicken may have been at room temperature for awhile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I think the implication might be that the chicken came from somewhere else, more expensive than $5. Though they are only $6-7 at my local grocery stores. More for “family sized” one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You're not supposed to tell us about that. Zendaya says to keep it under your hat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Timothee Chalamet is under the hat to save them the price of a ticket.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

"Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time."

-- Steven Wright

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Doug Dimmadome is pretty sus. Or the Saturday Morning toon hunk-of-chunk-of-cheese guy.

[–] Murdoc 4 points 5 months ago

🎶 When your 10-gallon hat is feelin' 5 gallons flat...

I hanker for a hunk-o-cheese! 🎶

[–] starman2112 4 points 5 months ago

Old West Boogiepop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Something smells so good! Anyway, enjoy the movie, miss.