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Crystals 💦 (files.mastodon.social)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Image description: four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-07) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A note on safety: don’t use porous rocks (and many rocks are more porous than you think) as sex toys! They’ll harbor bacteria and lead to an infection.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Alternatively, if you do use rock dildos clean them with a flame thrower. Then go buy a real sex toy. 😁

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Stress is an insidious killer, you gotta do whatever you got to do to keep it at bay.