So...

Oh I 100% have one, if not several. I just don't know the location of a single one.

I have 3

Paperclip, bent staple, pushpin, breadboard wire, toothpick, 3D printer nozzle cleaner, 0000-sized cross head screwdriver, and stripped twist tie are all no match for the glorious sim tool.

I used to keep one on my keyring.

I finally took it off after the 4th time I had to pull it out of my thigh.

Do we have to know where it is?

I don't need that. My sim is accessible by removing the back cover and battery.

Dozens of Archeology PhD theses will be written about these a thousand years from now.

Hah, that's why I bought a little treasure chest that I have on my desk. I keep magic stuff there like usb keys, a lighter, these things (whatever they are called? Sim card pins?), anything that is small and infrequently used.

Oh, of course I still have it

I have one on my keychain, which is sometimes a huge pain in the thigh, the hand or the fabric of the jeans, but it's worth it, because I use it like, every six months.

LOL, no I'm not. I'm just bad at getting rid of stuff.

Broke my phone last week. Had mine on my keychain when the tech couldn't find his quick enough.

These things suck and are too tiny to store anywhere useful. A small paper clip works the same and stores much better.

I just have an iFixit kit with a SIM ejector head included.

I keep all useful tools. Even those crappy Allen wrench screwdrivers that come with cheap furniture.

I've met so many people who don't own a single tool, and I always try to give them my extras I've been collecting.

I have one as a screwdriver bit so I just toss them in a bin of misc metal bits.

I got mine! Let me dig though my pile of empty boxes in a room I haven't organized since I moved here like a year ago!

I don't have one. Not because I had one and lost it, but because the phone I'm using was made before these existed.

I cut a slit into the foam of my ifixit kit and stuck it in there.

That's a strange looking paper clip.

I have at least 2 that I know where they are.

Why would I keep track of something that can be replaced by a paper clip that costs a penny?

It's on my keyring

I still use one from the first phone I had which needed this crap. So I have 3 of them in total. Actually, 4, I've got one extra in a screwdriver set.