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[–] [email protected] 159 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I think it was just a contrivance to both make a sport for the books while also allowing the Main Character to automatically be the most important person all the time (like basically everything else in the books).

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah the truth is that Harry is more or less completely useless at anything other than quidditch in the books. He's just a symbol that actually talented people rally around

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Functionally, he's good at being reliably moral. See: the mirror of erised, the second GoF task, going willingly to his death.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Reliably moral by traditional wizarding standards*. Hermione is more reliably moral by standards external to the wizarding world.

[–] threelonmusketeers 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hermione blackmailed a journalist and kept her in a jar for several weeks. The following year she cursed a fellow student and left them permanently disfigured. I'm not sure that I would consider her more reliably moral... a good person overall, but with flaws.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Idk, just because she doesn't turn into a human welcome mat doesn't make her immoral. And Rita is as much a journalist as anyone on Fox News is, which is to say, not at all. Hermione recognized that nobody would do anything about Rita spreading her harmful bullshit and took direct, decisive action.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I read that part as a(nother) self insert for Rowling venting about tabloids which were absolutely writing about her at the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's kind of a dick though...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reading Enders Game after reading the Harry Potter series felt like those were two opposite ends of the spectrum.

Harry was special because fate made him special and all things revolved around him regardless of his actions.

Ender was special because the author said he was the smartest kid in the room and all things he did worked because if it didn’t work, then he wouldn’t be the smartest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But then we found out later that Bean was actually the smartest kid in the room

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I always got the impression that Ender was better at overarching strategy but didn't have Beans attention to detail and ability to micromanage. They both complimented eachother really well though Bean went very underappreciated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I think that's exactly how they described it in the book. Bean was like a surgical instrument, precise and perfect for those small details/strike teams, but not as great at the larger overarching tasks.

[–] Ashyr 6 points 7 months ago

I mean, Ron isn't exactly brilliant either. I guess that just leaves the authorial self-insert?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

This is the point, the entire thing is just so Harry can be the main character

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It's made for teens, so that checks out.

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It should be worth 5 points (half a goal, so it functions as a tiebreaker), but still end the game when caught. That way, the team in the lead is trying to catch it, and the team that's behind is trying to prevent the opposing seeker from catching it to buy time to close the gap. It's still important that way, you can't win the game without it, but the rest of the team is also contributing.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

Plus, when there are positions on the team whose entire goal it is to beat the shit out of the other team, it makes sense that you'd want to split their focus between scoring points or ending the game. As-is, there's no reason a beater should be trying to do anything other than beat the shit out of the opposing seeker.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i wanna see parking lot frog ball

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Fun Fact: In California, a frog that dies in a frog jumping contest cannot legally be eaten. It, and this is from the state code verbatim, "must be destroyed immediately".

More weird (and some fake) laws in this Huggbees video!

[–] threelonmusketeers 4 points 6 months ago

That was weird, but interesting. Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Disappointed this isn't in Arkansas, but that's probably toads

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Honestly sounds a lot more interesting than baseball

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Goes well with the rest of the writing.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (4 children)

They need to up the intelligence on the snitch. Make it so hard to catch that it hardly ever happens. Seekers now spend most of their time as normal players, while keeping an eye out for the snitch, then darting away every once in a while for a catch attempt

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That was my take when watching the movies (never read the books). I figured the snitch was near to impossible but Harry just had main character syndrome, being able to actually see the snitch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah harry is just cracked at the game for no particular reason (never even flew before he went to Hogwarts)... they allude to some quidditch games lasting days, at which point 150 points isn't a big deal anymore.

[–] threelonmusketeers 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

never even flew before he went to Hogwarts

Or so he thought. We later find out that Sirius sent him a toy practice broom for his first birthday. Harry could have had three months of practice at a very impressionable age, which could account for some of his "immediate talent" when he gets to Hogwarts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"I road a tricycle for a handful of months when I was one years old and then moved to a country that outlawed bikes until I was 10. Of course I'm qualified for the men's varsity cycling team. Yes, I'm still ten. So what?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

DH10, in Lily's letter to Sirius:

Dear Padfoot,

Thank you, thank you, for Harry’s birthday present! It was his favorite by far. One year old and already zooming along on a toy broomstick, he looked so pleased with himself, I’m enclosing a picture so you can see. You know it only rises about two feet off the ground, but he nearly killed the cat and he smashed a horrible vase Petunia sent me for Christmas (no complaints there). Of course, James thought it was so funny, says he’s going to be a great Quidditch player, but we’ve had to pack away all the ornaments and make sure we don’t take our eyes off him when he gets going.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If anything that just tells us that he has always been talented on a broom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Totally forgot about that, thanks! I kind of like that it implies that he has a natural talent with the broom.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah, the first book mentions that there have been matches that lasted days or even months.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

This helps but doesn't address the other issue, which is spectators can't see anything related to the snitch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Another option would be to add other win conditions, like the game automatically ends after an hour. That would add some strategy too- if your team is up and the clock is starting to run down, you could devote a couple players to blocking the other teams seeker. But you would have to be careful because then the other team would have an advantage scoring goals, and could sneak back into the game that way. With a few minutes left, unless the score was very close, the game would turn into a mad scramble for the snitch since that would be the only way to make up the score difference, with maybe just a couple people playing defense to keep the other team from getting free goals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Another way to balance would be to simply make it not an instant win. Instead it's just worth a large amount of points, but the other team could still win if they score enough before the game ends.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not an instant win. It's already 150 points and an instant end to the game. It usually happens that whoever catches the snitch wins, but not always. See: Quidditch world cup in Book 4 of the series.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which is also dumb because he caught the snitch, causing his team to lose the game.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah that was dumb. The rationale in the book was his team was getting clobbered and he just wanted to end it on his terms, but at that moment his team was only down 160 points! They were perfectly capable of scoring ONE more goal, after which if he caught it it would go to overtime or sudden death or whatever they do in the quidditch world cup when it's tied.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's technically not an instant win, just a ton of points and an instant end to the game. In a lopsided enough match a team could catch it and still lose.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In a lopsided enough match a team could catch it and still lose.

That literally happens in the books

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In the world cup, right? All these people discussing how the snitch is an instant win got me thinking I totally imagined that happening

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

And once also in a game Harry didn't play in cause he was... banned I think. Although that made more sense because the quidditch cup is based on point differential not w/l, so catching the snitch and ensuring getting the 150 points is a good idea even if you lose.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

this analogy made me high

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine catching the snitch when you're 160 points behind by mistake. It just wouldn't ever happen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Imagine doing it on purpose in the World Cup...

[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Another good point from HPMOR

[–] mindbleach 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

EY is gonna go down like Freud, with fascinating insights on human nature and present culture, and then half his conclusions being batshit wackadoodle nonsense.

That fanfic, within two chapters, goes from spotting Umberto Eco's Ur-Fascism in the Death Eaters' whole pitch, to declaring Hermoine an NPC unless she can pass a gatekeeping knowledge-check about quarks. If you told anyone today that Elizer Yudkowsky wrote a whole-ass Harry Potter book then HPMOR is exactly what they'd expect.

[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 6 months ago

Eh, I doubt he's made many fascinating insights so much as he's compiled them. He seems like he's trying to be The Great Educator of Rationality, and despite the verysmart pedantry I can get behind the sentiment. On the other hand, conceptual precision (i.e. pedantry) is pretty important to clearly expressing precise ideas, which is one of the bigger functions of communication in the first place. It is difficult to provide instruction on clear and deliberate reasoning without coming off, at least in part, as a pedantic dork.

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