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The horrors we've unleashed (mander.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Descartes definitely didn't skip leg day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sits by the fireplace and does leg presses

[–] Einstein 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Desquates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Descarting those gams around

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Or hand day apparently

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy Descartes!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Wearing nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I flex therefore I am

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's obvious in the light of pure reason that everyone needs to lift

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For we all are but mechanical animals after all. Designed to lift.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Animals are machines, humans have free will and therefore can choose to lift

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They hated AI because it was telling the truth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

They hate me cuz they AInt me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Yo bae, I’m thicc, therefore I am.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Cogito ergo sum gains?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I thicc therefore I am

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Cogito ergo gym

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

This is the result of putting Descartes before the horse.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

fuckin hell dude leave some quads for the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

You could smell that boy's clam wafting down past the wharf.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We sure that’s not some lost Frank Zappa album art?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think, therefore I gam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I thicc, therefore I am

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I squat, therefore I am beefcake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

They're thick because descartin' his ass around all day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

He knows what he got and he isn't afraid to show it off.

[–] SomeAmateur 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

funny af but why put this on science memes?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Big Papa Descartes

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principles_of_Philosophy

The work provides a systematic statement of his metaphysics and natural philosophy, and represents the first truly comprehensive, mechanistic account of the universe.

A PhD is a Doctor of Philosophy for a reason. He is a seminal figure in the history and philosophy of science and greatly influenced the scientific method. He also laid the foundations for multiple fields.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes

[–] SomeAmateur 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah I'm dumb thanks!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

No, no. The philosophy of science is super cool but not well taught.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't know the guy was a Tour de France champ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Should have named it the Tour Des Cartes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Aint no writer gonna have quads like that

[–] mindbleach 6 points 3 months ago

The moment I knew discourse about image AI would never be sensible was when someone expanded The Birth Of Venus and people were talking shit about the composition. Like the goal was to improve on Botticelli... not to demonstrate this absurd magic that was impossible six months earlier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Is he preparing to give birth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Too bad he was a piece of turd otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mean he's French.^jokingmaybe^