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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reminded me of an old Reddit post (the old database is still useful to search for) showing Gandalf's true nature. Dude wasn't a wizard, he was a multiclass fighter with an 18 in INT.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Was about to post it. Always wanted to actually make that character, but all my friends moved off of 3.5 before I got a chance.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You really think any of them were high enough level to take on that Balrog? He was looking out for them! No group XP in LotR, otherwise Gandalf could have spent a few days powerleveling them beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also they were on similar level, Gandalf and the balrog, it's a boss enemy he'd be on fairly equal footing if he was allowed to be his full divine abilities. The rest may have been able to take it on if they were willing to die, since I believe that's the only way that balrogs were killed in the past by great elf warriors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No rezzes in LotR (unless you're a Maia like Gandalf), so definitely not worth it. The quest was too important!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Technically the elves can come back, they usually just don't want to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly sure that this is technically true, but basically only because Tolkien accidentally named two different characters Glorfindel and decided to explain it away.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

My favorite is how Fëanor was such a shitty little kid that his mom asked the gods to invent death so she could get some sleep.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

They killed eachother though. So he had to run all the way back to loot.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

To be fair he did solo the boss, so he deserves the experience and loot.

Gandalf is OG dungeon carry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If the Dwarves hadn't dug too deep, Gandolf would never have become The White. You're welcome, Middle Earth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And he got the crazy expensive white dye to show off!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Tell me more about this white “dye”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You can craft it from bone meal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You need to farm for a life time to afford it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Well it was a hidden boss. So, of course, the reward would be something exceptional.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Like kicking people out of the instance just before the loot drops

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

What an asshole

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Dammit, Gandalf!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Stealing my kills bro!