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submitted 5 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the letter has a lot more reason to hold a grudge against the lamp than the other way around!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You don't know the backstory

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

It's the set of background conditions and events leading up to the current story, but that's not important right now.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum 104 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I always thought the lamp shoved the I in its ass.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The best hitmen leave no evidence

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, you know... The ass that lamps have.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If lamps don’t have asses how do they shit?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Dude I'm stumped. Flawless argument. 👏🙇‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is backwards. First off, why isn't the lamp asking for the hit themselves? Second, the letter I is the one who was violently beat. The letter I should be asking for the hit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the pixar logo is the security cam footage of the lamp-hitman carrying out the job it was hired for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That still leaves the question of his motivation

The intro is a reference to this though https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMC4tSFeScs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haahhaahhaahahahahahahahahha and that last spiteful act by X.... Hahahahahah I can't believe I've never seen this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's my favorite for sure XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Glad to see your reply and remind me to watch again lol