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Bring them to me (reddthat.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Habahnow 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tell them you're outside right now. "oh wrong address, I'll go tomorrow instead" Rinse and repeat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:

"Nope, I am not".

Then just block the person.

[–] Habahnow 2 points 3 months ago

Lol also very funny.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

With a charisma of 6.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I am a single mother

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, imagine saying no to a double mother.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I'd probably say something like "okay I'll bring it to you what's your address?" And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

de-rhetoric de-dice-1 de-dice-2 RHETORIC: Easy - Failure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I couldn't even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this

What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren't going to follow through)?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

“Dropped it off, hope you like them!” “No you didn’t!” “Sure I did, it was right where you said you’d be. Labeled waste management and all”

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

I don't have no one to give me a ride

"I don't have no one" is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.