When life gives you gators, don't make gatorade - make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don't want your damn gators, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the gators. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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You have been in stasis for 99999...
First they'll chomp ya, then they'll explode!
Yes
No you make a friend, gators are cute
If the gators in question are the Florida Gators American football team, then yes.
When life gives you bees, make bait.
You can just name it Gatorade and you kinda made Gatorade when life gave you a gator.
When life gives you limes, the lines are always greener
No, you should make leather and a gumbo.