Santa always shows up with Krampus. In reality, Krampus is Satan. He just hired some old dude that plays his misspelled alterego. But all the letters actually always go to Satan.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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Well, what does Christmas inspire today? Is it really a festival celebrating the birth of Jesus, or is it a festival of consumerism and greed? I'd say the old goat's onto something here.
Santa keeps a race of slave labourers hostage throughout the year, he ain't caring about no finger.
Santa looks like he has white eyes and is crying.
It took me a minute to see that the white circles are eyebrows