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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Yoo, this happened to me last week and was one of the better parts of the day.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Not today, old friend

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Finally, a reason

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Not even fake news anymore

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

m.. me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have never gotten an extra McNugget but have never been shorted one either.

How the fuck does that work?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

McDonald's workers can count. Also they are executed by management if they mess up an order.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Who manages the management?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Some clown at head office.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I would say it's management all the way down, but the sad reality is that McDonald's managers actually take their job seriously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I could really do with an egg roll.. It's been a very tough couple of months.