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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have never gotten an extra McNugget but have never been shorted one either.

How the fuck does that work?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

McDonald's workers can count. Also they are executed by management if they mess up an order.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Who manages the management?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Some clown at head office.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I would say it's management all the way down, but the sad reality is that McDonald's managers actually take their job seriously.