It's my strong hand.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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Oh, let me give you a ... hand 👏👏👏
That guy sells some dodgy miracle cure with no scientific basis, I guarantee it.
Used car salesman at a cursed car lot.
Nah, his hair actually looks kinda clean. I think he works finance at a cursed car lot.
An actor interviewing for a part in the next release of Home Alone?
It def involves crypto.
He sells jewelry.
"The Time Warp."
Playing Sega Game Gear makes you go HoJo!
(Intense strobe light flashes)
He works the drive thru at Arby's after his paper route.
50 year linux veteran in a modern corporate company no one dares fire because he's the only one who knows how to fix some obscure yet vital piece of infrastructure they can't replace.