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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a hetero cis man with stubble, but based on these categories I'd like to identify as an eepy princess if that's allowed. Right now that's my spirit animal.

If it helps my case, I have long hair and am presently burritoed in a cozy blanket.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same except I’m a bi cis guy. I am God’s eepiest soldier

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Us right now: God, why do you give me your eepiest battles?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I'm 100% a cis guy so this doesn't apply to me. But I'd probably go for eepy princess because I'm always eepy. Or combine into the eepy tomboy because cool.

:3

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

50% eepy princess 50% chaos activist

Edit: and wish to be power mommy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

75% eepy princess 25% chaos advocate. Basically I'm an Anarcho Syndicalist but at the same time I also have ADHD so I'm usually more focused on being eepy and cute even though I should be reading communist theory.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That and the conquest of sleeping on my school bus ride :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

ah, yes the theory of "mutual wake"

i was commuting to uni once and fell asleep, some kind soul slapped the window i had my head resting against waking me up with a start.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chaos princess

Space marines hate me

[–] RIPandTERROR 3 points 1 year ago

Chaos mommy here.

Until it is done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The Chaos must be defeated.

I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I could be the chaos activist but my bed is soooo comfy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Be the chaos activist you want to see in the world. Days of chaos, nights of eep.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a boy XP

a cute chaotic eepy boyy mrowrr >w<

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Where are the chill tomboys at? (Asking for a friend)((it’s me, I’m the friend))

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, having a body like any of those would be nice.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Definitely an eepy princess. I actually just woke up from my second nap lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im a bit of everything

100% eepy princess rn though ive been sick for the last 2 weeks:(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oof. :c Hope you get well soon!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

extremely eepy princess

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Chaos Activist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Power eepy princess mommy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

All four, but since I'm eepy (and old), I just teach theory to the young Chaos Activists.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Eepy princess

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Eepy activist

[–] MeDuViNoX 7 points 1 year ago

Chaos Tomboy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the creepy gigahon (I'm actually a creepy gigahon)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brainwormed take + not a gigahon + love yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if I wasn't a gigahon I'd get gendered female + I just can't love myself because I look like Neil from fonv

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Psh, don't look for your reflection in the eyes of strangers. Friend's eyes are the best mirrors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Left Column, with a Right Column in progress.

[–] mindbleach 4 points 1 year ago

Based on these replies, we gotta do a whole chart for each adjective and noun, and fill it in with appropriate characters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What happens once your age out of being a tomboy but you're too much of a disaster to be a power mommy?

I'm whatever that is? a spinster? I'm married but. Well sort of, the government forms can get fucked we're wives to everyone who knows us. A cool aunt?? I'll go with cool aunt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait a second is a trans tomboy just a boyish male? Wtf?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

No, a tomboy is a "boy-ish" girl, so a trans tomboy is the same.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago