The Texas mind cannot comprehend a lot of things
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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As a Texas (transplant), I hate how fucking correct this statement is.
Does that mean that you moved to or from Texas?
Uncle Sam moved me here, unfortunately.
Huh?
demonstrates with gun puppets
Oh, I get it!
Texas, Ohio or Texas, North Carolina?
I think this is the apex of shitposting. Thank you.
It's so perfect in so many ways.
Slaps roof of Texas
You can fit so much Texas in this baby
Little known fact: Texas is one of 50 roofless states in the United States.
They just forgot to install the damn thing.
If Texas secedes, the United States will be comprised solely of Rhode Island, half of Alaska, and San Francisco. Think about that for a second.
I love that it completely skips the state.
Is this the new jeans/beans?
No, this is Patrick
Patrick? I thought this was Nevada
No, this is Patrick
No sir this is a Wendy's
Sir, I believe your Texas is leaking.
This meme really hit a nerve
Now my brain can't belive Texas is written like that anymore.
Is there a city called Taxes? Add that to the list. Spook the Texas minds a little bit. Give them a little shiver. Make them feel something.
LMAO
Okay, you can't drive Russia because route doesn't fit your screen
u/The_Picard_Maneuver what have you started