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Someone's bound to have one (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] Gloria 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If he has an amulet, jump back in the car and yell "Great! Now we only need the baby blood! To the newborn-ward!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

"Well do you KNOW anyone who's selling cursed amulets?"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of Mike Tyson’s mysteries (cartoon on adult swim) where Mike Tyson and crew solve mysteries with one being how norm MacDonald got turned into a pigeon by his witch ex wife https://youtu.be/imHj4x1JudU

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I don't care what people say, that show was a gem. Especially since it has Norm, haha.

[–] Patches 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

TIL Mike Tyson went on to solve mysteries after he murdered his wife.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you confuse Mike Tyson with OJ Simpson?

[–] Patches 8 points 4 months ago

Yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Did Mike Tyson murder his wife?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist - the dog replies with, "Well hurry it up, Elizabeth!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Actually Liz, dont worry about changing me back. I just found out I can lick myself..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

First real out-loud laugh of the day. And I've been here for hours. Cheers!